Under and Out
Apr. 22nd, 2011 11:33 amBen Grimm and Fawkes found one entrance into the tunnels under Olney. Felix found another. Ellen was right; someone has been here recently. Deathclaws do not, after all, set up tip-proof electric lanterns and battered, ancient generators to light the way. (If they do, everyone is in a great deal more trouble than previously thought.)
"Well," Ellen says, glancing up and down the length of the tunnel section people are standing in, "it looks like we'll have company wherever we're going, aside from the kind with claws. We could use a scout, I think, as well as local defense. I've got a Stealth Boy if needed..."
"Well," Ellen says, glancing up and down the length of the tunnel section people are standing in, "it looks like we'll have company wherever we're going, aside from the kind with claws. We could use a scout, I think, as well as local defense. I've got a Stealth Boy if needed..."
Re: Fire And Fangs
Date: 2011-04-27 02:50 am (UTC)He does though and spins with his signature home run swing aimed at her knee. It is kind of hard to see through the flames and smoke which seem to stick to him but he's having no other troubles.
Re: Fire And Fangs
Date: 2011-04-27 03:00 am (UTC)Granted, he was aiming for the Mamma Claw's head and she's having some trouble standing straight thanks to Ben's marvelous work on her bleeding-and-worse knee, so the lasers are ripping into her neck and the wall behind her as much as her head, but he can correct for that while he's busy cackling madly.
Re: Fire And Fangs
Date: 2011-04-27 03:25 am (UTC)"Not that I don't appreciate a warm welcome," he says raising the hammer above his head, "but it's clobberin' time!" Yeah he knows it's a corny line but everyone else is giving them and he always liked that line when his old coach would use it. As for the hammer, it comes down to hit the ground before the armored men with all of his mass and considerable strength.
Was that an earthquake?
Re: Fire And Fangs
Date: 2011-04-27 03:35 am (UTC)"Go get her, sweetie!" she shouts at Fawkes.
Now she's going after the third Enclave soldier that was harrying her with flame - what had Ellen called them? He's - or she - is backing away from her at this point, flame fwoooshing to the point that she's entirely engulfed.
It does no good.
"Don't you dare try and run," she warns, then she stands before him, hair literally blowing (attractively) in the mass of flame the weapon puts out. She snatches the flamethrower, breaks it in two, and throws the pieces to the far corner of the chamber. Then she punches him in the gut, hitting him hard enough to penetrate his armor and a few layers of subcutaneous tissue underneath. That done, she settles for a hard right hook such that he's unconscious.
"Fawkes! Ben! Status update! How're you two doing? I'm going after those two stragglers that are giving me grief."
Re: Fire And Fangs
Date: 2011-04-27 03:46 am (UTC)Re: Fire And Fangs
Date: 2011-04-27 03:56 am (UTC)... Fawkes'll be back with y'all in a little bit. He's kinda caught up in the moment just now. Happens, sometimes. Fortunately it's putting a serious dent in the Mamma Claw's capabilities- we say fortunately because she's starting to wheel about on her good leg and strike furiously at anything moving within her rapidly more limited field of vision. There's concrete flying everywhere now, along with the smoke and the flames.
Re: Fire And Fangs
Date: 2011-04-27 04:21 am (UTC)Ben drops the Hammer of Righteous Whoopass (as he is calling it now)and bends to pick up the two Enclave soldiers whose armor is now bent and twisted together and throws them at the Mamma Deathclaw's chest. He'd go for the head but he wants to make sure he hits. "Hey Mamma, chow time!"
Re: Fire And Fangs
Date: 2011-04-28 11:08 pm (UTC)"Fawkes, go for her eyes! Blind her if you can!" she shouts in his direction as she pelts towards one of her personal five-man...no, make that two-man retinue of Enclave soldiers. Holy bejeebus, but Mama Deathclaw is big.
She doesn't slow down when she reaches her target - she just shoves him hard after grabbing his flamethrower (because she's still worried about stray firepower hitting Fawkes). He goes over backwards, skidding back fast on the smooth floor. She pounces on him when he comes to a stop, picks him up by one leg, swings him in an arc and slams him into the floor with a strength calculated to keep him unconscious for quite some time, not to mention possible broken legs or arms.
"Ben, make sure none of that fire gets near Fawkes!"
Her Enclave soldier stops moving. One more to go, then she can go assist Ben.
Re: Fire And Fangs
Date: 2011-04-29 02:03 am (UTC)He does punch a view hole before bending to grip a good chuck and twists and heaves before turning towards the Enclave being sure to keep himself between them and Fawkes. "How'd mama like her snack?"
Re: Fire And Fangs
Date: 2011-04-29 02:10 am (UTC)Re: Fire And Fangs
Date: 2011-05-01 10:32 pm (UTC)"Enough from you ridiculously intolerant people. You've angered the She-Hulk and now you have me talking in the third person."
She catches him by grabbing that accursed weapon of his, bending the nozzle into a pretzel shape - and he's trying to run away again. She leaps so that she lands in front of him. The impact knocks him down, but she rights him by pulling on his arms until he's standing in front of her. Then she slams both fists together with his head in the middle and a BWONG!! rings out in the chamber.
He crumples to the ground.
"Be good and stay there. God have mercy on your concussed soul, jerk."
Then Jen looks around her - where is she needed most? Fawkes seems safe, Ben looks like he's still on fire (a sight she won't soon forget) but seems to enjoy it, so she'll go harass Mama Lizard Queen some more.
Re: Fire And Fangs
Date: 2011-05-01 10:50 pm (UTC)Translation: Mama Deathclaw's had one eyeball vaporized and the other's about to go. Also, Fawkes might just be cackling right now. It's a little hard to say.
Re: Fire And Fangs
Date: 2011-05-02 05:01 pm (UTC)Unfortunately for them this doesn't really do much but piss him off even more. He stops, looks through the window at them and says, "Ouch," before smacking them with the wall...a few times...over and over until the wall is in little pieces and power armor is bent and dented beyond use. And just to be sure he walks over anything that looks like a gun or flamethrower.
Catching his breath he turns to see what's left of the Mama Deathclaw and if Fawkes or She-Hulk need his help.
Re: Fire And Fangs
Date: 2011-05-02 07:59 pm (UTC)Re: Fire And Fangs
Date: 2011-05-02 11:57 pm (UTC)Mama Deathclaw is fast, in pain, blind, loud, and deranged. Jen wonders briefly if she can pinpoint by smell, but it doesn't matter because she's going in for the kill. She darts back and forth, trying to grab Mama's tail, which might be a comical sight were the situation less antagonistic and dangerous. She's got those spikes on her tail and Jen takes a scraping across her abdomen after a particularly vicious tail lash, but pay dirt! Jen's got hold of the tail with one arm and snaps off the spikes with the other, all while being lashed back and forth.
"Yeeeeehaaaaa! Ride 'em cowgirl!"
She has to use both arms to get purchase on the tail, but get purchase she does, and lifts Mama by her tail, lifting and swinging in a huge arc, slamming her into the floor once, twice, three, four times - just enough to hopefully stun her temporarily into stillness. There's an impact crater underneath Mama Deathclaw when Jen is done. Mama's bones aren't liking this treatment either judging by the cracking noise emanating from her legs and arms.
It works to briefly still her. "Ben, we're going to have to break her neck to put her out of her misery, I think. Jump up here with me and help me wrench before she gets up unless you have a better idea! Either that or bludgeon her to death!"
Re: Fire And Fangs
Date: 2011-05-03 12:52 am (UTC)Who knew that summer on the farm would prove so helpful.
Re: Fire And Fangs
Date: 2011-05-03 01:03 am (UTC)"Sooooooey!" Jen shouts, then leaps onto Mama's neck.
"One big jump up and down should do it," she gauges.
Up she goes, a vertical straight ascent as if on a trampoline, and downs she comes, landing where she started.
A crisp SNAP! can be heard.
Mama Deathclaw's body goes limp.
Re: Fire And Fangs
Date: 2011-05-03 01:36 am (UTC)Somewhere in the distance is a clatter of concrete as the last of other gunfire dies away. Fawkes glances in that direction and says, "I believe we may need to rendezvous with our companions."
Re: Fire And Fangs
Date: 2011-05-03 03:24 am (UTC)"Sure thing" he says, patting at his flames which seem to finally be dimming.
Re: Fire And Fangs
Date: 2011-05-03 08:48 pm (UTC)"It's never easy to kill something that was simply following its nature," she says gently to Ben. "But she would have tried and tried to kill us, Ben. She would have killed everyone with us and killed anyone else she came across in the tunnels or one the surface. It's the fault of the people who bred her. Now these people," and she gestures at the Enclave bodies strewn about, "...these people deserve getting knocked out."
Which makes her blood boil in anger.
"You're welcome, Fawkes," she calls over her shoulder.